Good Omens

by

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

Agnes Nutter is Anathema Device’s ancestor. A 17th-century witch, Agnes is the only person in all of human history who could see the future correctly. Thus, she published her book, The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, in the mid-1600s, just to receive her free copy from the publishers. In almost all ways, Agnes was ahead of her time: she advocated for jogging and a high-fiber diet, for instance. All of this put her on the radar of the Witchfinders’ Army, so in 1612, Agnes was burned at the stake by Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer. In the moments before her death, she warned everyone in attendance to take note of what happens to people who meddle in things they don’t understand—and as the flames consumed her, the gunpowder and roofing nails hidden in her pockets blew up the village square and everyone in it. Agnes left behind her book of predictions, which her ancestors then dedicated their lives to decoding. This is no easy task: Agnes could, according to Anathema, see things like cars, electricity, and flying saucers. But since she had no idea what she was seeing, her predictions often make little sense. Indeed, many of her prophecies don’t make sense until after something has happened that aligns with something she wrote. After Armageddon fails to happen—something that Agnes seemingly predicted but that none of her descendants could figure out—Anathema is delivered Agnes’s second book of prophecy, which concerns life after Armageddon.

Agnes Nutter Quotes in Good Omens

The Good Omens quotes below are all either spoken by Agnes Nutter or refer to Agnes Nutter. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Good and Evil Theme Icon
).
Wednesday Quotes

“I’ll call him Dog,” said his master, positively. “It saves a lot of trouble, a name like that.”

The hell-hound paused. Deep in its diabolical canine brain it knew that something was wrong, but it was nothing if not obedient and its great sudden love of its master overcame all misgivings. Who was to say what size it should be, anyway?

It trotted down the slope to meet its destiny.

Strange, though. It had always wanted to jump up at people but, now, it realized that against all expectation it wanted to wag its tail at the same time.

Related Characters: Adam Young/The Antichrist (speaker), Agnes Nutter, Wensleydale, Pepper, Brian
Related Symbols: Dog (The Hell-Hound)
Page Number: 75
Explanation and Analysis:
Saturday Quotes

“Tye yt well,” she said to the astonished witchfinder. And then, as the villagers sidled toward the pyre, she raised her handsome head in the firelight and said, “Gather ye ryte close, goode people. Come close untyl the fire near scorch ye, for I charge ye that alle must see how thee last true wytch in England dies. For wytch I am, for soe I am judgéd, yette I knoe not what my true Cryme may be. And therefore let myne death be a messuage to the worlde. Gather ye ryte close, I saye, and marke well the fate of alle who meddle with such as theye do notte understande.”

And, apparently, she smiled and looked up at the sky over the village and added, “That goes for you as welle, yowe daft old foole.”

Related Characters: Agnes Nutter (speaker), Newton “Newt” Pulsifer, Mr. Shadwell, God
Page Number: 185
Explanation and Analysis:

“You see, it’s not enough to know what the future is. You have to know what it means. Agnes was like someone looking at a huge picture down a tiny little tube. She wrote down what seemed like good advice based on what she understood of the tiny little glimpses.”

Related Characters: Anathema Device (speaker), Newton “Newt” Pulsifer, Agnes Nutter
Page Number: 199
Explanation and Analysis:

1111. An the Great Hound sharl coom, and the Two Powers sharl watch in Vane, for it Goeth where is its Master, where they Wot Notte, and he sharl name it, True to Ittes Nature, and Hell sharl flee it.

Related Characters: Agnes Nutter (speaker), Aziraphale, Crowley/Crawly, Adam Young/The Antichrist, Anathema Device, Newton “Newt” Pulsifer, Warlock
Related Symbols: Dog (The Hell-Hound)
Page Number: 208
Explanation and Analysis:
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Agnes Nutter Quotes in Good Omens

The Good Omens quotes below are all either spoken by Agnes Nutter or refer to Agnes Nutter. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Good and Evil Theme Icon
).
Wednesday Quotes

“I’ll call him Dog,” said his master, positively. “It saves a lot of trouble, a name like that.”

The hell-hound paused. Deep in its diabolical canine brain it knew that something was wrong, but it was nothing if not obedient and its great sudden love of its master overcame all misgivings. Who was to say what size it should be, anyway?

It trotted down the slope to meet its destiny.

Strange, though. It had always wanted to jump up at people but, now, it realized that against all expectation it wanted to wag its tail at the same time.

Related Characters: Adam Young/The Antichrist (speaker), Agnes Nutter, Wensleydale, Pepper, Brian
Related Symbols: Dog (The Hell-Hound)
Page Number: 75
Explanation and Analysis:
Saturday Quotes

“Tye yt well,” she said to the astonished witchfinder. And then, as the villagers sidled toward the pyre, she raised her handsome head in the firelight and said, “Gather ye ryte close, goode people. Come close untyl the fire near scorch ye, for I charge ye that alle must see how thee last true wytch in England dies. For wytch I am, for soe I am judgéd, yette I knoe not what my true Cryme may be. And therefore let myne death be a messuage to the worlde. Gather ye ryte close, I saye, and marke well the fate of alle who meddle with such as theye do notte understande.”

And, apparently, she smiled and looked up at the sky over the village and added, “That goes for you as welle, yowe daft old foole.”

Related Characters: Agnes Nutter (speaker), Newton “Newt” Pulsifer, Mr. Shadwell, God
Page Number: 185
Explanation and Analysis:

“You see, it’s not enough to know what the future is. You have to know what it means. Agnes was like someone looking at a huge picture down a tiny little tube. She wrote down what seemed like good advice based on what she understood of the tiny little glimpses.”

Related Characters: Anathema Device (speaker), Newton “Newt” Pulsifer, Agnes Nutter
Page Number: 199
Explanation and Analysis:

1111. An the Great Hound sharl coom, and the Two Powers sharl watch in Vane, for it Goeth where is its Master, where they Wot Notte, and he sharl name it, True to Ittes Nature, and Hell sharl flee it.

Related Characters: Agnes Nutter (speaker), Aziraphale, Crowley/Crawly, Adam Young/The Antichrist, Anathema Device, Newton “Newt” Pulsifer, Warlock
Related Symbols: Dog (The Hell-Hound)
Page Number: 208
Explanation and Analysis: