Lone Ranger, Hawkeye, Ishmael, and Robinson Crusoe Quotes in Green Grass, Running Water
“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep—”
“Wait a minute,” said Robinson Crusoe.
“Yes?”
“That’s the wrong story,” said Ishmael. “That story comes later.”
“But it’s my turn,” said the Lone Ranger.
“But you have to get it right,” said Hawkeye.
“And,” said Robinson Crusoe, “you can’t tell it all by yourself.”
Sergeant Cereno leaned back in the chair and slowly swung it from side to side. “All right, Ms. Jones. These four Indians . . . what did they look like?”
“Like I said. They were Indians. Old ones.”
“How old would you say?”
“I don’t know . . . four, five hundred years . . .”
“Okay, okay, here goes,” says Coyote. “In the beginning, there was nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“That’s right,” says Coyote. “Nothing.”
“No,” I says. “In the beginning, there was just the water.”
“Water?” says Coyote.
“Yes,” I says. “Water.”
“Hmmmm,” says Coyote. “Are you sure?”
“Yes,” I says, “I’m sure.”
“Okay,” says Coyote, “if you say so. But where did all the water come from?”
“Sit down,” I says to Coyote.
“But there is water everywhere,” says Coyote.
“That’s true,” I says. “And here’s how it happened.”
Lone Ranger, Hawkeye, Ishmael, and Robinson Crusoe Quotes in Green Grass, Running Water
“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep—”
“Wait a minute,” said Robinson Crusoe.
“Yes?”
“That’s the wrong story,” said Ishmael. “That story comes later.”
“But it’s my turn,” said the Lone Ranger.
“But you have to get it right,” said Hawkeye.
“And,” said Robinson Crusoe, “you can’t tell it all by yourself.”
Sergeant Cereno leaned back in the chair and slowly swung it from side to side. “All right, Ms. Jones. These four Indians . . . what did they look like?”
“Like I said. They were Indians. Old ones.”
“How old would you say?”
“I don’t know . . . four, five hundred years . . .”
“Okay, okay, here goes,” says Coyote. “In the beginning, there was nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“That’s right,” says Coyote. “Nothing.”
“No,” I says. “In the beginning, there was just the water.”
“Water?” says Coyote.
“Yes,” I says. “Water.”
“Hmmmm,” says Coyote. “Are you sure?”
“Yes,” I says, “I’m sure.”
“Okay,” says Coyote, “if you say so. But where did all the water come from?”
“Sit down,” I says to Coyote.
“But there is water everywhere,” says Coyote.
“That’s true,” I says. “And here’s how it happened.”