Karaoke (Adelaine Jones) Quotes in Monkey Beach
“Alberni? Really? There’s a treatment centre where the residential school used to be?” one of the women said to Aunt Trudy.
Another woman laughed, then said, “Hey, how many priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
“How many?”
“Three. One to screw it, one to beat it for being screwed and one to tell the lawyers that no screwing took place.”
“That’s not funny,” Josh said.
“That’s the point,” the woman said.
“Well,” I said. “You’re talking to the queen of fuckups and you’d have to do a lot more to take my crown away.”
He reached over and kept giving me nudges until I looked at him. “You weren’t that bad.”
“You weren’t the one that ran away.”
“You’re back now. You’re dealing with things. I didn’t understand what it was like to lose something. Now that I do, I think you’re doing fine. I mean, Karaoke didn’t die on me. She just dumped me and I flipped. I don’t know what I’d do if someone actually died on me.”
I laughed. “You call that flipping? That was a little spaz.”
“Yeah, well…”
We drifted off in a comfortable silence.
Karaoke (Adelaine Jones) Quotes in Monkey Beach
“Alberni? Really? There’s a treatment centre where the residential school used to be?” one of the women said to Aunt Trudy.
Another woman laughed, then said, “Hey, how many priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
“How many?”
“Three. One to screw it, one to beat it for being screwed and one to tell the lawyers that no screwing took place.”
“That’s not funny,” Josh said.
“That’s the point,” the woman said.
“Well,” I said. “You’re talking to the queen of fuckups and you’d have to do a lot more to take my crown away.”
He reached over and kept giving me nudges until I looked at him. “You weren’t that bad.”
“You weren’t the one that ran away.”
“You’re back now. You’re dealing with things. I didn’t understand what it was like to lose something. Now that I do, I think you’re doing fine. I mean, Karaoke didn’t die on me. She just dumped me and I flipped. I don’t know what I’d do if someone actually died on me.”
I laughed. “You call that flipping? That was a little spaz.”
“Yeah, well…”
We drifted off in a comfortable silence.