Minor Characters
Uncle Stanley
Dad’s brother, he lives in Welch, West Virginia with Erma and Grandpa Walls. While Jeanette and her family are living in Welch, Uncle Stanley attempts to sexually assault her. She escapes but, subsequently, avoids their home as much as possible.
Grandpa Walls
Erma’s husband and Dad’s father, he lives in Welch, West Virginia with his wife and Uncle Stanley.
Mary Charlene Walls
The second daughter that Mom gave birth to after Lori, who lived only to the age of nine months.
Miss Page
Jeannette’s second-grade teacher in Battle Mountain, who is suspicious of the advanced math that Dad has taught Jeannette, and makes Jeanette re-do the homework in the precise way she expects and defined.
Carla
A friend of Jeannette’s in Battle Mountain whose family, unlike Jeannette’s, uses a No-Pest Strip to catch insects.
Ginger
A prostitute at the Green Lantern whorehouse in Battle Mountain, Nevada whom Dad goes to visit.
Billy Deel
A teenager who is neighbors with the Walls family in Battle Mountain, and who has a crush on Jeannette that turns violent. Lori defends Jeanette from Billy by threatening him with a gun.
Gypsies
The family’s neighbors in Phoenix, one of whom steals Brian’s pogo stick.
Lady in blue Buick
A well-coiffed woman who picks up the Walls family after their car breaks down on the way to the Grand Canyon.
Welch Elementary principal
The principal at the elementary school in Welch. He can’t understand Jeannette’s accent the first day she arrives (nor can she understand his), so he enrolls her with students who have learning disabilities.
Miss Caparossi
Jeannette’s first teacher in Welch, who goads the other students into making fun of her.
Mr. Freeman
The Walls family’s next-door neighbor in Welch.
Cindy Thompson
Jeannette’s classmate, who tries to recruit her for the Ku Klux Klan.
Dinitia Hewitt
Initially the leader of a group that bullies Jeannette at school in Welch, but who later becomes her friend.
Eric
Jeannette’s first husband. He is wealthy, lives on Park Avenue, and is extremely organized.
Ginnie Sue Pastor
The town prostitute in Welch, and also the mother of nine children.
Clarence Pastor
Ginnie Sue’s husband.
Kathy Pastor
Ginnie Sue’s oldest daughter.
Carrie Mae Blankenship
Jeannette’s classmate, whose father is a hospital administrator, and whose home is equipped with a thermostat, which fascinates Jeannette.
Ernie Goad
A kid who lives in Welch and torments Brian and Jeannette for living in “garbage.”
Lucy Jo Rose
A woman who works with Mom as a teacher outside Welch and drives Mom to school most days.
Kenny Hall
A 42-year-old mentally challenged man in Welch who has a crush on Jeannette, for which the other kids make fun of him.
Mike Armstrong
Jeannette’s boss at
The Phoenix newspaper in New York who convinces her to go to college.
Professor Fuchs
Jeannette’s favorite college professor. When Professor Fuchs grows distressed at something Jeannette says in class about homeless people, Jeannette feels that she can’t reveal her true background and her own experience with poverty and homelessness.
Robbie
A friend of Dad’s from a bar in Welch who tries to seduce Jeannette.
Mr. Becker
Owner of Becker’s Jewel Box in Welch, where Jeannette works part-time.
Mrs. Sanders
A teacher for whom Jeannette babysits, and who, in a plan hatched by Jeanette, hires Lori to babysit for her children as she travels with them for the summer. She then buys Lori a return train ticket to New York, rather than Welch.
Chuck Yeager
The first airplane pilot to fly faster than the speed of sound, who gives a speech at Welch High and whom Jeannette interviews for the school newspaper.
Miss Katona
The guidance counselor at Welch High.
Evan
A friend of Lori’s in New York.
Ken Fink and Bob Gross
Two filmmakers who come to Welch from New York City and who tell Lori she needs to go to New York in order to make it as an artist.
Mike Armstrong
Jeannette’s boss at
The Phoenix in New York who convinces her to go to college.
Professor Fuchs
Jeannette’s favorite college professor. When she grows distressed at something Jeannette says in class about homeless people, Jeannette feels that she can’t reveal who she really is.
Eric
Jeannette’s first husband. Lives on Park Avenue and is extremely organized.
John
Jeannette’s second husband, with whom she owns a house in the country and has a happy marriage.
Jessica
John’s daughter from his first marriage.
Veronica
Brian’s daughter.