Isola's grandmother; Pheen is short for Josephine. As a young girl, Pheen's father drowned her cat. A man stopped to comfort Pheen, explained that he could commune with cats' spirits, and over the course of a year, he sent her eight letters detailing Pheen's cat's new life as a French cat. Pheen kept the letters in a biscuit tin and left them to Isola. In the present, Juliet helps to discover that the letters were written by Oscar Wilde.