A fat bon vivant who enjoys good food and drink, particularly the Chinese restaurants in Cholon—this is why the narrator refers to him as “crapulent,” meaning over-indulgent in drinking and eating. The major is of Chinese descent and one of five officers whom the narrator chooses for evacuation after the fall of Saigon. At Special Branch in Saigon, his job is “to analyze Chinese-language communication and to keep track of the subterranean subterfuges of Cholon, where the National Liberation Front had constructed an underground network for political agitation, terrorist organizing, and black market smuggling.” For the narrator, the major is his source of information for where he can locate the best Chinese food in Cholon. He serves the same purpose in Greater Los Angeles. The General dislikes and mistrusts him, though his distaste seems to be most directly related to the major’s weight. The major has twins, conceived at a refugee camp, whom he and his wife have named Spinach and Broccoli. He named the first in honor of Popeye’s secret weapon and the latter after watching American commercials that promoted broccoli as an important source of nourishment. In California, the major takes a job as a gas station attendant. Bon shoots and kills the major on the Fourth of July.