Trying to protect ...
... to wear sweaters.
And the Stone ...
... of the time.
The Spanish Inquisition ...
... the matador's hat?"
The War of ...
... on Japan.
The children would ...
... breaking their glasses,
while he gathered ...
... enemy nod off.
Select any word below to get its definition in the context of the poem. The words are listed in the order in which they appear in the poem.
The Poem Out Loud — Watch a video of "The History Teacher" read aloud and accompanied by a series of illustrations.
The Boer War — Learn more about the war referenced in the end of the poem (which had nothing to do with "boring" soldiers!).
Collins's Voice — This video provides an opportunity to hear Billy Collins's dryly witty delivery of his own poetry followed by a lengthy interview.
The War of the Roses — The real story of the War of the Roses, which did not take place in a garden (but did inspire the Game of Thrones series!).
Biography of Billy Collins — This biographical portrait of Billy Collins offers a thorough chronology of his work and a variety of responses from critics.
The Spanish Inquisition — Read what the Inquisition actually entailed (hint: it was not about matador hats).
The Enola Gay — Read about the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Japan.
New York Times Review — This New York Times review of a 2001 Billy Collins collection that reprinted "The History Teacher" quotes and analyzes the poem's impact at length.