"Resumé," Dorothy Parker's sardonic poem about suicide, first appeared in her 1926 collection Enough Rope. Running down a list of all the various ways a person might try to end their own life, the poem's speaker decides against them one by one: they're all too messy, too unpleasant, or too tedious. In the end, this world-weary speaker declares, it seems like less trouble just to go on living.
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1Razors pain you;
2Rivers are damp;
3Acids stain you;
4And drugs cause cramp.
5Guns aren't lawful;
6Nooses give;
7Gas smells awful;
8You might as well live.
1Razors pain you;
2Rivers are damp;
3Acids stain you;
4And drugs cause cramp.
5Guns aren't lawful;
6Nooses give;
7Gas smells awful;
8You might as well live.
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Select any word below to get its definition in the context of the poem. The words are listed in the order in which they appear in the poem.
The Poem Aloud — Listen to a recording of Dorothy Parker herself reading the poem out loud.
Enough Rope — See images of a first edition of Enough Rope, the collection "Resumé" first appeared in.
The Dorothy Parker Society — Visit the website of the Dorothy Parker Society to learn more about Parker's legacy.
A Brief Biography — Learn about Parker's life.
More of Parker's Poetry — Read more of Parker's witty verse.