Gretchen Sedaris is David Sedaris’s younger sister. A talented artist, she receives fantastic amounts of praise from her teachers. In response, both of her parents want to take credit for her skill. Lou even sets up a small painting studio in the basement and proves his own abilities. Envious of the attention Gretchen gets from her art, Sedaris tries to posture as an artist, eventually deciding to major in art in college. By the time Sedaris gives up and drops out of art school, Gretchen is on her way to the prestigious Rhode Island School of Design.