Reggie is a man who works with Sedaris at a cleaning company. Proud of his intelligence, Reggie frequently boasts that he has an IQ of 130 and that, because of this, he deserves to have a better job. He also suggests that Sedaris is unintelligent and that he’ll never be good at doing anything but sweeping. Years later, Sedaris thinks of Reggie when he decides to take an IQ test and ends up receiving a painfully low score.