The Alchemist

The Alchemist

by

Ben Jonson

Face and Subtle’s first victim. Dapper is a law clerk, and he is exceedingly gullible. When he arrives to see Subtle—who Dapper thinks is an alchemist and mystic—he is nearly late because he lent his watch to a thief the night before. Dapper is looking for a “familiar,” a piece of alchemical magic to give him luck at cards and gambling, and he is hoping Subtle will help him. Subtle agrees but informs Dapper he must first meet the “Fairy Queen” (who is really Doll in disguise), so he orders Dapper home to complete the necessary ritual. Dapper must fast, apply vinegar to his nose and eyes, wash the tips of his fingers, and “hum” and “buzz” three times. Dapper rushes home to complete the ritual, and when he returns later to meet the Fairy Queen, Face and Subtle dress him in a petticoat and strip him of all his valuables. They blindfold him and run around him with Doll, pinching him and pretending to be the Queen’s fairies. When Mammon shows up unexpectedly, they gag Dapper with a rag and piece of gingerbread and shove him in the bathroom. Dapper remains locked in the bathroom until he eats through his gag and finds Face in trouble with Lovewit. Dapper, however, is still looking to meet the Fairy Queen and get his familiar, so Doll dresses up in a fairy costume and dupes him out of even more money. As the Fairy Queen, Doll gives Dapper a bird and tells him to let some blood out with a pin once a week for good luck. She then promises to leave him trunks full of treasure and “some twelve thousand acres of Fairyland.” Duped again and again, Dapper represents gullibility in The Alchemist. He easily falls for Subtle and Face’s con, and he subjects himself to ridiculous rituals just to get the familiar. Furthermore, Dapper wants alchemical magic to help him win “all the games,” not just some or even most of them. Like the other characters, Dapper is greedy and willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead, but this attitude only sets him back further.

Dapper Quotes in The Alchemist

The The Alchemist quotes below are all either spoken by Dapper or refer to Dapper. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Alchemy and Transformation  Theme Icon
).
Act 1, Scene 2 Quotes

Yes, Captain, I would have it for all games.

Related Characters: Dapper (speaker), Face / Jeremy the Butler, Subtle
Page Number: 226
Explanation and Analysis:

Sir, against one o’clock, prepare yourself.
Till when you must be fasting; only, take
Three drops of vinegar in at your nose;
Two at your mouth; and one at either ear;
Then bathe your fingers’ ends; and wash your eyes,
To sharpen your five senses; and cry ‘hum’
Thrice; and then ‘buzz’, as often; and then, come.

Related Characters: Subtle (speaker), Dapper
Page Number: 229
Explanation and Analysis:
Act 3, Scene 5 Quotes

She now is set
At dinner in her bed, and she has sent you
From her own private trencher, a dead mouse
And a piece of gingerbread, to be merry withal,
And stay your stomach, lest you faint with fasting;
Yet, if you could hold out till she saw you (she says)
It would be better for you.

Related Characters: Subtle (speaker), Dapper
Page Number: 277
Explanation and Analysis:
Act 5, Scene 5 Quotes

So I will, sir. Gentlemen,
My part a little fell in this last scene,
Yet ’twas decorum. And though I am clean
Got off, from Subtle, Surly, Mammon, Doll,
Hot Ananias, Dapper, Drugger, all
With whom I traded; yet I put myself
On you, that are my country; and this pelf
Which I have got, if you do quit me, rests
To feast you often, and invite new guests.

Related Characters: Face / Jeremy the Butler (speaker), Subtle, Doll Common, Sir Epicure Mammon, Dapper, Ananias, Surly / The Spaniard, Abel Drugger
Page Number: 326
Explanation and Analysis:
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Dapper Quotes in The Alchemist

The The Alchemist quotes below are all either spoken by Dapper or refer to Dapper. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Alchemy and Transformation  Theme Icon
).
Act 1, Scene 2 Quotes

Yes, Captain, I would have it for all games.

Related Characters: Dapper (speaker), Face / Jeremy the Butler, Subtle
Page Number: 226
Explanation and Analysis:

Sir, against one o’clock, prepare yourself.
Till when you must be fasting; only, take
Three drops of vinegar in at your nose;
Two at your mouth; and one at either ear;
Then bathe your fingers’ ends; and wash your eyes,
To sharpen your five senses; and cry ‘hum’
Thrice; and then ‘buzz’, as often; and then, come.

Related Characters: Subtle (speaker), Dapper
Page Number: 229
Explanation and Analysis:
Act 3, Scene 5 Quotes

She now is set
At dinner in her bed, and she has sent you
From her own private trencher, a dead mouse
And a piece of gingerbread, to be merry withal,
And stay your stomach, lest you faint with fasting;
Yet, if you could hold out till she saw you (she says)
It would be better for you.

Related Characters: Subtle (speaker), Dapper
Page Number: 277
Explanation and Analysis:
Act 5, Scene 5 Quotes

So I will, sir. Gentlemen,
My part a little fell in this last scene,
Yet ’twas decorum. And though I am clean
Got off, from Subtle, Surly, Mammon, Doll,
Hot Ananias, Dapper, Drugger, all
With whom I traded; yet I put myself
On you, that are my country; and this pelf
Which I have got, if you do quit me, rests
To feast you often, and invite new guests.

Related Characters: Face / Jeremy the Butler (speaker), Subtle, Doll Common, Sir Epicure Mammon, Dapper, Ananias, Surly / The Spaniard, Abel Drugger
Page Number: 326
Explanation and Analysis: