At
Mrs. Malaprop’s lodgings, Mrs. Malaprop is trying to persuade
Lydia to accept
Absolute as a suitor. Isn’t he handsome, she asks Lydia. “The Absolute you have seen,” Lydia remarks to herself, thinking that Mrs. Malaprop has met Beverley, not Absolute. She tells Mrs. Malaprop that Beverley is handsome too. Mrs. Malaprop rhapsodizes about Absolute’s good breeding and eloquence, but continuously mixes up her words, then grossly misquotes a passage from Shakespeare’s
Hamlet to describe him. She cannot remember the end of the quotation, and says “something about kissing – on a hill – however, the similitude stuck me directly.”