Formerly Jakob Duckling and Walter Perch, these are the men whom Ill bribed to defame Claire at her paternity trial by falsely claiming that they had slept with her. Years later, a wealthy Claire hunted the men down (Mr. Duckling in Canada and Mr. Perch in Australia), and bid Roby and Toby to castrate and blind them. The pair travels with Claire’s entourage throughout the play, until Claire tires of them in Act III and sends them away to Hong Kong.