Josh is the handler assigned to Bravo Squad at the Texas Stadium. He's a handsome, suave-looking man, which elicits suspicions among the Bravo Squad as to whether or not Josh is gay. They eventually decide that he's just "metrosexual." Bravo generally likes Josh, as Josh is willing to play along with their jokes and promises to try to get them a meeting with Destiny's Child. Throughout the novel, Billy asks Josh for Advil for a hangover, and Josh isn't able to follow through until nearly the end of the novel, showing that Billy’s needs are a low priority. Despite taking a long time to help Billy, Josh seems to genuinely care for Bravo and is sympathetic to the miseries Bravo experience at the football game.