A distant cousin of Babamukuru. He has two wives and is struggling to pay their bride prices, so Babamukuru sends him to Jeremiah's homestead to help out and earn money. Tambu believes that Takesure agreed to go because, like Jeremiah, he doesn't want to work and knows that Jeremiah won't make him. While there, he becomes involved with Lucia, and she gets pregnant. This causes major issues in the family, mostly because of the lies that Takesure and Jeremiah tell Babamukuru: Takesure insists that Lucia is cursing Jeremiah's children, while Jeremiah tries to claim paternity over Takesure's baby. Though Takesure is deferential to Babamukuru when he's around, he has no interest in obeying his cousin. As soon as Babamukuru leaves after Christmas, he and Lucia begin sleeping together again.