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Anthony’s mother asks him what they’re drinking. Marie chose this melon punch from a magazine full of Christmas recipes that she’d thoroughly annotated with Post-it notes. She’d brushed off Anthony’s concern when he warned her that his “hyper-conservative” parents wouldn’t like the drink. Now, his mother looks repulsed as Anthony tells her that it’s punch; his father, Frank, goes to get a beer from the kitchen instead. When he gets up from the leather chair, it gives an “asthmatic wheeze” and seems to suck all the air out of the room.
The dynamic between Anthony and his parents is tense, seemingly because his mother and father communicate their disapproval nonverbally rather than openly voicing their thoughts. This puts Anthony in a difficult position: he can neither stand his ground nor try to placate his parents, since they haven’t said anything overtly rude or given him a problem to solve. The story uses language that connotes suffocation (the chair lets out an “asthmatic wheeze”), which suggests that Anthony feels like he can’t breathe—let alone behave authentically—around his “hyper-conservative” parents.
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In the “deoxygenated silence,” Anthony feels his mother and Marie shooting “Evil Rays,” like bolts of lightning in a comic book, in his father’s direction. Then they turn the Evil Rays on Anthony, as if trying to make him feel guilty, even though he paid for all of the refreshments at this gathering. He also paid for the new lounge suite they’re sitting on, which Marie has already begun complaining is the wrong shade of taupe. As Anthony sips punch, he thinks that shades of taupe, rather than fire, are what torment people in hell.
Anthony’s mother and Marie communicate their disapproval passive-aggressively rather than directly—which, again, makes Anthony feel as though the room is “deoxygenated” and suffocating. It’s unclear why they’re looking at him this way, but that fact that Anthony already has a nickname for their harsh glances (“Evil Rays”) implies that the women often make him feel criticized and guilty in this way. Because of this, family gatherings seem to be a source of stress for Anthony rather than an opportunity for celebration and bonding. Meanwhile, the detail about the lounge suite hints that having an aesthetically pleasing home is very important to Marie—perhaps even more important than Anthony’s happiness.
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Anthony suggests that they open presents, but his mother reminds him that his niece Hannah and nephew Tom (his sister’s children) haven’t arrived yet. He thinks that they’ll be desperate to go play with the Wii video game console he bought them, and that they’ll be used as “shields” against today’s Evil Rays and “emotional blackmail.” Marie hadn’t wanted the children to come because of the mess they’d make and the special menu she’d have to plan for them. But Anthony insisted that his parents wouldn’t show up if his sister and her husband and kids weren’t there. At this, Marie stormed off to the study and “channeled her fury” into a ride on her exercise bike.
Anthony’s mother’s “emotional blackmail” indicates that she’s subtly cruel and manipulative. As a result, Anthony doesn’t seem excited about his niece and nephew coming over, since he knows they’ll be caught in the crossfire of his mother’s wrath. This again shows how family relationships can be a source of emotional pain and stress if they aren’t unconditionally loving and supportive. Marie makes matters even more tense, as Anthony knows that she doesn’t want Hannah and Tom to come—seemingly because she’s uncomfortable with messiness or imperfection. The fact that she “channeled her fury” into exercise after this spat with Anthony is another example of poor communication, as Marie chooses to vent her anger privately rather than compromising and resolving the problem together.
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Now, as Anthony carries out a platter of smoked salmon blinis, he feels Marie’s Evil Rays as he leaves the kitchen and his mother’s when he enters the lounge room. His mother looks disgustedly at the appetizers, and Anthony thinks that she can convey anything—“contempt, accusation, disdain, puzzled faux-innocence”—through her rays. He’s resolved to “thwart” her with politeness today.
Again, Anthony’s mother expresses her “contempt, accusation, disdain, [and] puzzled faux-innocence” through indirect means (like facial expressions) rather than directly through conversation. As a result, Anthony doesn’t feel like he can openly express himself in return, and so kindness becomes a weaponized way to “thwart” his mother rather than something genuine. In this way, the lack of clear communication between mother and son drives a wedge in their relationship.
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Anthony’s father eats a blini to “keep the peace” while he watches a cricket match on TV, but his mother refuses. Anthony scarfs down several appetizers so that Marie will think everyone has been enjoying them. He wonders where she is; her many magazines promise that their “easy-peasy” recipes will free up the hostess from the kitchen. Anthony asks his father who’s winning the match, thinking to himself how painfully boring cricket is.
Anthony’s father probably notices the tension between Anthony and his mother, but he chooses to “keep the peace” and focus on the cricket match rather than get involved. This is similar to Anthony’s determination to be polite to his mother, as neither man seems to want to risk speaking up and making matters worse. But, crucially, this means that unspoken conflict in Anthony’s family is never clearly articulated or solved, since none of them are willing to confront one another or openly discuss even minor problems.
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Anthony’s mother comments that she finished all her Christmas shopping early because of how crowded the stores get, and Anthony agrees that they’re packed. Last night, he’d frantically searched for cranberries in syrup at the grocery store. He noticed the person ahead of him in the checkout line buying premade barbecue food and felt the overwhelming urge to follow them out, curl up in their backseat, and go home with them.
The stranger at the grocery store was buying simple, prepackaged food for their Christmas meal, a stark contrast to the elaborate menu that Marie insists on making for Anthony’s family. Though this difference may seem minor, it could imply—at least in Anthony’s mind—that this person and their family are more focused on spending time together than on impressing one another. His family, on the other hand, is highly critical and difficult to please. Given that Anthony longed to go home with the stranger, this seems to be the sort of easygoing family he wishes he could be part of. In particular, his description of wanting to curl up in the backseat is similar to the way that a child, or even a dog, might ride in a car. This subtly implies that Anthony wants to be unconditionally loved and nurtured in the way people tend to treat young children or beloved pets—treatment that his parents and Marie don’t seem willing to give him.
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Anthony’s mother shares that she got Tom a walkie-talkie set for Christmas this year. Anthony tells her that’s great, but she immediately asks if he thinks it’s not a good idea—she spent a lot on them, she says, and she doesn’t know what children want nowadays. Anthony reassures her, but he knows that Tom will cast the walkie-talkies aside as soon as he opens the Wii.
Anthony’s mother has no idea what her grandchildren want for Christmas, which implies that she doesn’t have a particularly close relationship with them—or, by extension, with Anthony’s sister. The way she frets over how expensive the gift is (rather than if it’s personal or heartfelt enough) perhaps suggests that she hopes to buy Tom’s affection if she gives him an extravagant enough present.
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Wanting to escape the conversation, Anthony goes to help Marie in the kitchen; she looks furious as she orders him to pit some cherries. Her hand is wrist-deep inside a Christmas ham, and she explains that she’s removing the fat and skin to rid the meal of cholesterol. “Disgusting,” she says as she throws the fat in the trash. Anthony can hear that Marie’s voice is edging toward high-pitched “hysteria”—once their guests have gone home, her anger will boil over. He gently tells her to calm down and offers to arrange the ham on a platter so that she can sit down. But Marie just scrubs the grease off her hands and tells him that she hates the color of the lounge suite.
Marie’s “hysteria” over the Christmas meal again characterizes her as someone who needs to feel in control—and when she doesn’t, she suppresses her emotions until her anger finally erupts. This tense dynamic shuts down any productive communication between her and Anthony, further adding to the responsibility Anthony feels to remain calm and keep the peace between them. In addition, Marie’s comment about the lounge suite again shows that she’s preoccupied with curating an image that’s well-manicured and enviable to other people. Yet, judging by this bitter exchange between her and Anthony, their relationship doesn’t match up with the appearance Marie wants to present—and buying a different color lounge suite won’t solve their problems.
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Marie refuses to go back into the lounge room alone, even though she stands alone in front of a courtroom all week. Anthony, determined to stay positive, offers to accompany her and pit the cherries out there instead. He jokes that this will make his mother happy, since it’ll give her something to criticize, and Marie flashes him “the ghost of an old smile.” Anthony misses this genuine smile, which Marie rarely shows because she hates her crooked tooth. In all of their wedding pictures, Marie has on “the other smile,” close-lipped and composed, that she’s trained herself to do. Anthony still has an old vacation photo of her somewhere, wearing a snorkel mask and grinning unabashedly.
That Anthony misses Marie’s “old smile” suggests that he also misses what the smile represents: the happy, unselfconscious woman Marie used to be. Now, Marie has adopted an artificially cold, composed persona that makes it difficult for her and Anthony to authentically connect. Their relationship is no longer founded on genuineness and vulnerability, and as a result, Anthony longs for who Marie used to be rather than enjoying his relationship with her in the present.
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Last week, when Anthony and Marie had their first appointment with a fertility specialist, Marie told the doctor, “I’m doing everything right: diet, exercise, monitoring ovulation.” She sounded artificially calm. The specialist explained that conception can take time, but Marie firmly told him that they were ready for “conception enhancement.” To Anthony, this sounded more like converting to Scientology than conceiving a child.
Just prior to this passage, the story alluded to the fact that Marie is a lawyer—and her approach to conceiving a baby isn’t all that different from a legal battle. She seems to believe that she’ll be guaranteed the outcome she wants as long as she does “everything right” and presents a strong case to the doctor. This, of course, isn’t realistic, since fertility issues are often complex and difficult to treat. Trying to control the conception process makes it seem forced and unnatural rather than exciting, which is perhaps why “conception enhancement” sounds so foreign and even sinister to Anthony. Notably, though, Anthony doesn’t voice his own opinion about their fertility problems or about parenthood more generally, which raises the question of if he even wants to have a child. It’s possible that he’s going along with the fertility treatments because he feels trapped and unable to contradict Marie, much like his dynamic with his mother.
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Presently, Anthony takes the bowl of cherries into the lounge room and begins pitting the fruit at the dining table. As Marie rifles for a suitable CD to play, Anthony’s mother warns him not to stain his shirt with cherry juice; then, unable to resist interfering, she offers to pit the cherries for him. But Anthony says that he’s enjoying it, and he begins to daydream as he does the meditative task.
Again, although Anthony’s mother isn’t overtly rude here, her warning implies that she doesn’t think Anthony is competent enough to complete a simple task like pitting cherries. This is another example of how Anthony’s mother criticizes her son even while putting forth a veneer of polite concern, likely making him feel infantilized and disrespected.
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Anthony remembers eating cherries on the back step with his sister, Margaret, when they were children. They’d collect the pits to play a rhyming game about who they’d marry, using the song “Tinker, Tailor.” Margaret would count out just enough pits to get through “tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor” to “rich man” in the song, but Anthony would sneakily add more to her pile so that she’d get “poor man” instead. Now, Anthony thinks that the rhyme came true: Margaret and her husband, Ian, are struggling financially, which Anthony has promised to keep secret from their parents. He feels guilty about his big new house, which is probably why he’s overcompensating with Christmas presents this year.
This memory hearkens back to Anthony’s desire to go home with the person ahead of him in line at the grocery store. Both indicate that he finds comfort in the ease and simplicity of childhood, perhaps because his current family dynamic is so stifling and difficult to navigate. Judging by Marie’s career as a lawyer (as well as details like the new lounge suite and the elaborate food Marie is making), she and Anthony seem to be quite well-off. Yet their marriage is far from perfect, and in fact, their wealth makes Anthony feel guilty rather than happy or fulfilled. This begins to suggest that money can’t buy happiness—and, in fact, it can be a major source of shame.
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As Anthony continues pitting cherries, he thinks that the pits are like gallbladder stones. He remembers how once, when he’d had a bad cold, he got the fluid in his ears syringed out at the doctor. A hard ball of earwax—the same shape and size as a cherry pit—fell out and audibly plopped onto the dish next to his ear. He’d been shocked that something so solid could have been stuck and slowly accumulating inside his body for so long, and even more surprised by the new clarity of sound as the water drained out of his ear.
Although the blockage in Anthony’s ear was literal, his memory of it alludes to figurative obstacles in his life. The wax that built up in his ear is similar to how his problems have subtly and gradually accumulated over time—now, he’s ended up with a family, a marriage, and indeed an entire lifestyle that don’t seem to suit him. These things muffle Anthony’s own sense of self, much like the blockage in his ear muffled sound.
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Presently, Anthony’s mother apologizes to Marie for the “silly little gift” they got her—Marie and Anthony are difficult to buy for, she says, since they already have everything they need. Marie gives a “gracious, close-lipped smile” and says that they worked hard to furnish the house to their liking. Anthony absentmindedly agrees and then thinks that kids today wouldn’t understand the “Tinker, Tailor” song—they’d have to modernize it to “IT, banker, accountant, defence-force personnel…human-resources manager.
Anthony’s mother’s comment about Marie and Anthony having everything they need could be taken as a joke or even a compliment on the surface. But given Anthony’s previous description of her “puzzled faux-innocence,” it’s likely that she intends this as a veiled insult, perhaps insinuating that Marie and Anthony’s wealth makes them shallow or arrogant. In this sense, money is again shown to be a source of guilt and conflict in Anthony’s family. Readers also know from Anthony’s thoughts earlier in the story that Marie’s “gracious, close-lipped smile” isn’t genuine. Both Marie and Anthony’s mother, then, are hiding what they really mean behind a veneer of politeness, adding another layer of unspoken tension to this family gathering. Meanwhile, Anthony’s reflection about “Tinker, Tailor” hints that he’s cynical about modern career paths (as opposed to the more traditional professions in the original song), perhaps because he’s dissatisfied with his own job.
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Then, Anthony remembers how Marie used to call him “Ant,” and he wonders when it switched to Anthony; the new name matches their fancy new house. He’d felt “nauseating disbelief” when he signed the mortgage, and he thinks of his signature on the title to the house “slumping below the dotted lines like a failing ECG.” Just then, the doorbell rings, and Anthony eagerly goes to greet Margaret, Ian, Hannah, and Tom.
Anthony seems to miss the nickname “Ant,” which he associates with the person he was before he and Marie purchased their new, expensive home. In this sense, achieving the material trappings of success has made Anthony unhappy rather than fulfilled. Equating signing the mortgage with illness and a flatlined heartbeat even suggests that living this lifestyle has brought about a kind of emotional or spiritual death for Anthony. He no longer feels like his true self, just as he no longer feels like Marie is the same joyful, authentic person she was years ago.
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Later that afternoon, when lunch is almost finished, Anthony feels more relaxed. Through the viewfinder of his digital camera, he looks at his family sitting around the dining room table. His mother (who’s become “maudlin” after a few drinks) encourages him to turn on the camera’s timer and pose for the photo with the rest of them, since they rarely get together like this. She dabs a tear away and muses, “Time goes so fast.”
Anthony’s mother only becomes “maudlin” (oversentimental) when she’s drunk, which contrasts with how closed-off and unaffectionate she is when she’s sober. She’s seemingly upset about the fact that she doesn’t see her children and grandchildren very often and that time seems to be running out. Yet readers know that this dynamic is, at least in part, a result of her refusal to openly share her emotions—instead, she manipulates her loved ones into feeling guilty or incompetent. This implies that if Anthony’s mother were to be open with her emotions and show her family unconditional love rather than disapproval, they would perhaps be closer than they are.
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Anthony stares through the viewfinder and shifts the camera around. From one angle, Margaret looks frumpy and sad compared to the beautiful Marie; from another, she looks easygoing and warm next to Marie’s cold expression. As the image moves back and forth, it shows “how she sees them and how they see her, this life and that life, with Anthony in the middle.” As Anthony takes the picture, he notices Hannah and Tom’s strained, obedient smiles and wonders where people learn to do that.
When Anthony looks through the camera’s viewfinder, he’s able to see his family from “the middle”—that is, from an impartial outsider’s perspective. He perceives “how [Margaret] sees [Anthony and Marie] and how they see her.” In other words, he can see both how one might view Anthony and Marie as happier and better-off than Margaret (since they have more money and are perhaps more conventionally attractive), but also how Margaret looks genuinely happy while Marie actually looks miserable. That Anthony is able to recognize this perhaps hints that he longs for the sort of genuine warmth that Marie lacks, and that Margaret emanates. Moreover, his reflection about Hannah and Tom’s posed smiles suggests that he feels disillusioned by people’s tendency to be inauthentic for the sake of maintaining appearances and pleasing other people.
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After lunch, Anthony takes Tom aside to talk “man to man.” Anthony notices that Tom is trying hard to behave. His heart wrenches when he realizes that the “good clothes” his niece and nephew are wearing are probably what they got for Christmas that morning.  He asks Tom to play with the gift Anthony’s mother got him instead of the one Anthony got him. Tom asks why, and Anthony wonders why, too—his mother, after all, has behaved rudely all day.
The fact that Tom and Hannah likely got “good clothes” for Christmas is indicative of Margaret and Ian’s financial struggles, since they have to prioritize basic necessities like clothing over toys or other presents. Anthony’s emotional reaction to this again implies that his wealth makes him feel guilty, especially when he realizes how much more he has than his sister and her children. On another note, Anthony’s “man to man” talk with Tom suggests that he feels a unique kinship with his nephew, given that he hasn’t spoken candidly with any of his other family members during this party.
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Nevertheless, Anthony explains that his mother tried hard to get Tom something he’ll like, and that he can play with the present Anthony got him any time after today. When Anthony mentions that the gift he got Tom requires a TV, Tom says that if it’s a Wii, their TV at home probably doesn’t have the right attachment because it’s too old. At this, Anthony starts brainstorming ways to gently suggest that Margaret take one of the many plasma TVs he owns. He has to stop himself from hugging Tom, who’s “too troubled for a ten-year-old” and is clearly trying to act properly in this midst of “all those deadly rays.”
Anthony sees himself as the family peacekeeper, so he wants to placate his mother and ensure that her feelings aren’t hurt. This could be interpreted as an act of kindness, but it also ensures that his mother won’t be confronted about her hurtful behavior and thus perpetuates the family’s pattern of inauthentic communication. In this way, what Anthony is asking of Tom is a short-term solution, not a long-term one. The dilemma about the TV, meanwhile, is yet another instance in which Anthony’s affluence becomes a source of guilt and tension rather than something that brings him happiness. His reflections about Tom being “too troubled for a ten-year-old” amid “all those deadly rays” perhaps hints that he sees himself in his nephew: both of them are “troubled” by things that shouldn’t necessarily be their responsibility, and both fall victim to Anthony’s mother and Marie’s “deadly rays.” But Anthony feels that he has to stop himself from hugging Tom, perhaps because his family’s closed-off, unaffectionate dynamic makes any intimate gesture seem off-limits.
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Later, when the family exchanges gifts, Anthony winks at Tom as he opens the walkie-talkies and enthusiastically thanks his grandmother. Anthony hopes that his mother will keep quiet, but of course, she begins to lecture Tom about being careful with the expensive toys. She hardly notices when Tom gives her a “muted kiss” on her cheek, and Anthony thinks that she only likes babies, since they haven’t learned not to trust her yet.
Tom’s affection toward Anthony’s mother is “muted” and dutiful rather than genuine, perhaps because he senses that his grandmother isn’t particularly interested in him—only in letting everyone know how much she spent on the gift. In this way, money is hindrance rather than an asset to their relationship, as it overshadows any genuine connection they could potentially have. Meanwhile, Anthony suggests that his mother is only interested in babies, not older children—and it’s possible that knowing this makes Anthony feel pressured to have a baby of his own, regardless of whether or not he wants to be a father. His reflection that people learn not to trust his mother is yet another indication that Anthony’s relationship with her is devoid of honesty and authenticity, which makes their relationship stressful rather than comforting and fulfilling.
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Then, Anthony looks over at Marie and thinks about her endless kilometers on the exercise bike and obsessive research about sperm motility, as though conception is “a case they have to win.” He wonders if she even loves him.
Again, Marie vents her anger privately (here, through exercise) rather than openly discussing problems with Anthony, which has clearly strained their relationship. Marie researches their fertility issues as though it’s “a case they have to win,” meaning that she’s approaching conception in the same methodical, businesslike way that she would approach her work as a lawyer. In this way, she’s trying to do the impossible: taking the emotional aspect out of an undertaking that’s inherently emotional and personal. This makes Anthony even more alienated from their conception process and from Marie, to the point that he feels entirely unloved and dissatisfied with their relationship.
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Suddenly realizing that the walkie-talkies need batteries, Anthony slyly tears into one corner of the wrapped Wii and takes out the batteries he included in there for the remote. Hannah doesn’t want to play with Tom, so Anthony jumps up and eagerly volunteers to join his nephew. He knows that, in his absence, the conversation will center on him: Margaret will “keep the peace[]” and say that Anthony is “great with kids,” while his mother will criticize him for his immaturity despite his career success. He doesn’t know which side Marie will take.
Anthony’s eagerness to escape the party again speaks to how stifled he feels around his family due to their lack of support or open communication. He knows that Margaret will have to “keep the peace” when he leaves the room, as his mother (and likely Marie) will be critical rather than supportive of him in his absence. Playing with Tom appeals to him, though, seemingly because his nephew is one of the few family members he can genuinely connect with. Furthermore, Margaret thinks that Anthony is “great with kids,” which perhaps suggests that Anthony does want to become a father—but not in the forced, controlled way that Marie wants him to.
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Outside, Anthony and Tom rush outside to opposite ends of the property. Anthony staggers awkwardly across the rocks that they paid a landscaper to lay down in the garden, thinking that the promise of “zero care” proved right. He and Tom both switch on their walkie-talkies, and he giddily addresses Tom as “Agent Two.” Anthony moves his arm to clear the static emitting from his handset, and he thinks that “Rays […] are holding them together.” Tom replies, “Reading you, Uncle Ant,” and laughs.
Anthony’s reflection about the garden needing “zero care” is a subtle parallel to his life with Marie. Despite looking expensive and manicured on the surface, their entire relationship (much like their home and garden) is low-effort and devoid of any real care. His thought that “Rays” are connecting him with Tom points back to his mother and Marie’s “Evil Rays,” glances that convey everything that goes unsaid in Anthony’s interactions with them. This perhaps hints that his interactions with Tom over the walkie-talkie will similarly convey things that usually go unsaid in Anthony’s life.
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Anthony asks “Agent Two” for more information about code name “Uncle Ant.” But as he holds up the walkie-talkie to hear “the smile again in his nephew’s voice,” he thinks that he hears Marie’s grating voice instead of Tom’s. He hears her talking to him from her side of their bed, asking him to tell her if he doesn’t actually want a baby so that she can stop wasting her time. His chest tightens as he tries to think of what to say. But then, Tom’s giggling voice comes through again. Anthony looks at the stones under his feet and then at the potted succulents on the patio. He feels his throat close up—he can’t speak.
Anthony’s desire to hear “the smile again in his nephew’s voice” suggests that he feels an easy, enjoyable connection with Tom that he doesn’t experience with his other family members. This hints that Anthony does like children, as Margaret believes, and that he may want to be a father. But from Anthony’s imaginary (or perhaps remembered) exchange with Marie, readers learn that he doesn’t seem to want to have a baby as much as she does. This could be because he has doubts about becoming a parent, which is arguably justified given his strained relationship with his own parents. But more likely, it’s because he has doubts about his marriage. Anthony’s speechlessness after this shows how difficult it is for him to openly express himself even about things that matter deeply to him—likely because Marie and his mother have made him feel like he doesn’t have the option to do so.
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Anthony then hears “static and space” on the walkie-talkie, “a sound like the inside of a shell.” From where he’s standing, he can see into the kitchen, where Marie is arranging mince pies on a platter. Looking at her tense face, he thinks of her voice on the walkie-talkie. At the sudden sound of his own gasp coming through the headset, Anthony thinks, “pull yourself together.”
Here, the “static and space” on the walkie-talkie hearken back to Anthony’s memory of his blocked ear, which is anatomically similarly to “the inside of a shell.” The static, like the wax that was lodged in Anthony’s ear, prevents him from hearing clearly. This symbolizes the gap in communication between Anthony and his family members, which prevents him from “hearing”—that is, perceiving and understanding—his relationships or his own desires clearly.
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But as Anthony watches Marie dust powdered sugar on the pies, the static stops: “something dislodges in him with a delicate gush of pressure, something shifts to let bright sound in.” He’s suddenly sure that no part of him could ever grow inside of Marie’s thin, stiff body.
Here, Anthony experiences a sensation that’s very similar to when the doctor removed the built-up wax from his ear: in both cases, a blockage is dislodged to “let bright sound in.” It’s important that the static on the walkie-talkie dissipates at the same moment he realizes that he'll never be able to have a baby with Marie. This suggests that just as Anthony is able to literally hear more clearly, he’s also able to figuratively hear his own desires with newfound clarity. Up until this point, Anthony has felt criticized and pressured by his mother and Marie to believe certain things about himself (that he’ll “never grow up” or that he has to have a child on Marie’s terms, for instance). Now, just as Anthony can suddenly hear more clearly, he has a sudden moment of clarity that he is, in fact, in control of his own life.
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Tom’s voice, now crystal-clear, comes through on the walkie-talkie again, asking, “Agent One?” He sounds as though he’s wondering if Anthony has given up on their game. As Anthony watches Marie douse the pies with far too much sugar, he hastily replies that he’s been ambushed and needs assistance. But Tom says that he can’t hear Anthony clearly, and more static emits from the line.
Anthony hears Tom’s voice immediately after his epiphany, which could imply that his connection with his nephew is what led him to realize that he doesn’t want to have a child with Marie. It seems that Anthony may have recognized (at least subconsciously) that this sort of effortless, authentic dynamic is what he wants in a family—as opposed to the forced, closed-off, controlling dynamic he has with Marie and his mother. The powdered sugar that Marie is heaping onto the pies can be read as a symbol of the more figurative sweetness and faux politeness that Marie and Anthony’s mother tend to express in lieu of their true feelings. The static on the walkie-talkie returns just after Anthony notices this, which suggests that Marie’s tendency to figuratively sugarcoat things and sweep problems under the rug plays a role in deafening Anthony to his own desires.
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Anthony thinks he hears Tom ask if they can go inside and play with the Wii now. He wants to say yes—he wants to end the day meaningfully by “los[ing] himself” in video games with the kids and taking Margaret and Ian aside to offer them the TV. But all he can say is “Man down. Mayday.”
Simple gestures like playing video games with his niece and nephew, or offering a TV to Margaret and Ian, are meaningful to Anthony. In this way, he seems to want a family that simply enjoys supporting and spending quality time with one another—a stark contrast to the dynamic that readers have seen play out in the story. But again, Anthony has felt so stifled for so long that he is unable to express what he wants.
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Anthony knows that Tom will come looking for him in a few seconds; he needs to stand up and get himself together so that he can “blame the static” for his spotty communication. But he’s suddenly fixated on the succulents on the patio: they look exactly the same as when they were planted six months ago, as if they haven’t grown. “Zero care,” Anthony thinks again. The plants are tough and unforgiving, impervious to “neglect and drought.” Setting his walkie-talkie down, Anthony reaches a finger out and presses down hard on one of the sharp spines. He wants to see a drop of blood well up like it’s supposed to, “as if he needs proof that such things are real.”
The succulents require “zero care”—they, just like the rocks in Anthony and Marie’s garden, represent Anthony and Marie’s neglected relationship. The succulents are seemingly unflappable and can’t be hurt by “neglect and drought,” which is similar to how unfeeling Marie is on the surface—even in the face of major struggles like infertility. Moreover, the plants, like Anthony and Marie’s relationship, have stagnated in their growth. Anthony pricks his finger with the succulent to draw blood “as if he needs proof that such things are real.” In other words, he wants to remind himself that he’s alive, since he feels so stifled in his marriage and in his family that he’s become numb. And while Anthony realizes that he feels this way and that he doesn’t want to have a child with Marie, his instinct is to “blame the static” for his strange behavior, which implies that he’s still keeping his feelings hidden and acting as the peacekeeper in his family. The story ends on ambiguous note, then: it’s unclear whether Anthony’s epiphany will stick and encourage him to pursue creating a family that makes him genuinely happy, or if he’ll continue to repress his emotions and remain dissatisfied.
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