The Real Thing

by

Henry James

The Artist Character Analysis

The narrator of “The Real Thing” is an unnamed artist who is the protagonist of the story. He lives in London in a home that also contains his studio. Although he dreams of being a great portrait painter, he makes commercial illustrations for periodicals and books in order to support himself. In his art, he is interested in capturing personality and imperfections, the kinds of things that make each individual person interesting and life-like. He serves as a symbol of artists and as a representative for the middle class in late 19th century England. When the aristocratic but down-on-their-luck Major Monarch and Mrs. Monarch visit him in the hope of becoming models for his illustrations, he is initially skeptical of their potential as models (and he already has plenty of models in his employment), he agrees to take them on, thinking that it could be useful to have “the real thing” on hand when he is illustrating upper-class characters. He finds, however, that this is not the case and that, in fact, having “the real thing” as models actually works against his artistic goals. Every time he draws the Monarchs, he finds that he can’t use them to inspire original work; he can only ever depict the Monarch’s themselves. He relies instead on Miss Churm and Oronte, two of his lower-class models, who are able to capture a feeling or idea in their poses and so allow him to create vivid illustrations that feel authentic to the personalities and meanings that he aims to communicate. Eventually, he dismisses the Monarchs twice: once as his models and then again, later, as his servants. Even after they are gone, his work is never quite the same, and the story implies that his work with the Monarchs permanently altered his artistic vision.

The Artist Quotes in The Real Thing

The The Real Thing quotes below are all either spoken by The Artist or refer to The Artist. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Reality, Artifice, and Art Theme Icon
).
Part 1 Quotes

The hand of time had played over her freely, but only to simplify. She was slim and stiff, and so well-dressed, in dark blue cloth, with lappets and pockets and buttons, that it was clear she employed the same tailor as her husband. The couple had an indefinable air of prosperous thrift—they evidently got a good deal of luxury for their money.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch
Related Symbols: Clothing
Page Number: 33
Explanation and Analysis:

(…) it was an embarrassment to find myself appraising physically, as if they were animals on hire or useful blacks, a pair whom I should have expected to meet only in one of the relations in which criticism is tacit.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 35
Explanation and Analysis:

(…) she was, in the London current jargon, essentially and typically “smart.” Her figure was, in the same order of ideas, conspicuously and irreproachably “good.” For a woman of her age her waist was surprisingly small; her elbow moreover had the orthodox crook. She held her head at the conventional angle; but why did she come to me? She ought to have tried on jackets at a big shop.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch
Page Number: 36
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 2 Quotes

Combined with this was another perversity—an innate preference for the represented subject over the real one: the defect of the real one was so apt to be a lack of representation. I liked things that appeared; then one was sure. Whether they were or not was a subordinate and almost always a profitless question.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker)
Page Number: 38-39
Explanation and Analysis:

I scarcely ever saw [Miss Churm] come in without thinking afresh how odd it was that, being so little in herself, she should yet be so much in others. She was meagre little Miss Churm, but she was an ample heroine of romance. She was only a freckled cockney, but she could represent everything, from a fine lady to a shepherdess (…)

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Miss Churm
Page Number: 41
Explanation and Analysis:

“Oh, you think she’s shabby, but you must allow for the alchemy of art.”

However, they went off with an evident increase of comfort, founded on their demonstrable advantage in being the real thing.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 41
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 3 Quotes

But after a few times I began to find her too insurmountably stiff; do what I would with it my drawing looked like a photograph or a copy of a photograph. Her figure had no variety of expression—she herself had no sense of variety (…) I placed her in every conceivable position, but she managed to obliterate their differences. She was always a lady certainly, and into the bargain was always the same lady. She was the real thing, but was always the same thing.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch
Related Symbols: Photography
Page Number: 44-45
Explanation and Analysis:

I adored variety and range, I cherished human accidents, the illustrative note; I wanted to characterise closely, and the thing in the world I most hated was the danger of being ridden by a type. I had quarrelled with some of my friends about it (…) I might only be a presumptuous young modern searcher, but I held that everything was to be sacrificed sooner than character. When they averred that the haunting type in question could easily be character, I retorted, perhaps superficially: “Whose?” It couldn’t be everybody’s—it might end in being nobody’s.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker)
Page Number: 45
Explanation and Analysis:

After I had drawn Mrs. Monarch a dozen times I perceived more clearly than before that the value of such a model as Miss Churm resided precisely in the fact that she had no positive stamp, combined of course with the other fact that what she did have was a curious and inexplicable talent for imitation. Her usual appearance was like a curtain which she could draw up at request for a capital performance.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Miss Churm
Page Number: 45
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 4 Quotes

I thought Mrs. Monarch’s face slightly convulsed when, on her coming back with her husband, she found Oronte installed. It was strange to have to recognize in a scrap of a lazzarone a competitor to her magnificent Major.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch, Oronte
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

“Now the drawings you make from us, they look exactly like us,” [Mrs. Monarch] reminded me, smiling in triumph; and I recognized that this was indeed just their defect.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

[The Monarchs] bored me a good deal; but the very fact that they bored me admonished me not to sacrifice them—if there was anything to be done with them—simply to irritation. As I look back at this phase they seem to me to have pervaded my life not a little. I have a vision of them as most of the time in my studio, seated, against the wall, on an old velvet bench to be out of the way, and looking like a pair of patient courtiers in a royal ante-chamber. I am convinced that during the coldest weeks of the winter they held their ground because it saved them fire. Their newness was losing its gloss, and it was impossible not to feel that they were objects of charity.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 53
Explanation and Analysis:

They had accepted their failure, but they couldn’t accept their fate. They had bowed their heads in bewilderment to the perverse and cruel law in virtue of which the real thing could be so much less precious than the unreal; but they didn’t want to starve.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 57
Explanation and Analysis:
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The Artist Quotes in The Real Thing

The The Real Thing quotes below are all either spoken by The Artist or refer to The Artist. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
Reality, Artifice, and Art Theme Icon
).
Part 1 Quotes

The hand of time had played over her freely, but only to simplify. She was slim and stiff, and so well-dressed, in dark blue cloth, with lappets and pockets and buttons, that it was clear she employed the same tailor as her husband. The couple had an indefinable air of prosperous thrift—they evidently got a good deal of luxury for their money.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch
Related Symbols: Clothing
Page Number: 33
Explanation and Analysis:

(…) it was an embarrassment to find myself appraising physically, as if they were animals on hire or useful blacks, a pair whom I should have expected to meet only in one of the relations in which criticism is tacit.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 35
Explanation and Analysis:

(…) she was, in the London current jargon, essentially and typically “smart.” Her figure was, in the same order of ideas, conspicuously and irreproachably “good.” For a woman of her age her waist was surprisingly small; her elbow moreover had the orthodox crook. She held her head at the conventional angle; but why did she come to me? She ought to have tried on jackets at a big shop.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch
Page Number: 36
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 2 Quotes

Combined with this was another perversity—an innate preference for the represented subject over the real one: the defect of the real one was so apt to be a lack of representation. I liked things that appeared; then one was sure. Whether they were or not was a subordinate and almost always a profitless question.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker)
Page Number: 38-39
Explanation and Analysis:

I scarcely ever saw [Miss Churm] come in without thinking afresh how odd it was that, being so little in herself, she should yet be so much in others. She was meagre little Miss Churm, but she was an ample heroine of romance. She was only a freckled cockney, but she could represent everything, from a fine lady to a shepherdess (…)

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Miss Churm
Page Number: 41
Explanation and Analysis:

“Oh, you think she’s shabby, but you must allow for the alchemy of art.”

However, they went off with an evident increase of comfort, founded on their demonstrable advantage in being the real thing.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 41
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 3 Quotes

But after a few times I began to find her too insurmountably stiff; do what I would with it my drawing looked like a photograph or a copy of a photograph. Her figure had no variety of expression—she herself had no sense of variety (…) I placed her in every conceivable position, but she managed to obliterate their differences. She was always a lady certainly, and into the bargain was always the same lady. She was the real thing, but was always the same thing.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch
Related Symbols: Photography
Page Number: 44-45
Explanation and Analysis:

I adored variety and range, I cherished human accidents, the illustrative note; I wanted to characterise closely, and the thing in the world I most hated was the danger of being ridden by a type. I had quarrelled with some of my friends about it (…) I might only be a presumptuous young modern searcher, but I held that everything was to be sacrificed sooner than character. When they averred that the haunting type in question could easily be character, I retorted, perhaps superficially: “Whose?” It couldn’t be everybody’s—it might end in being nobody’s.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker)
Page Number: 45
Explanation and Analysis:

After I had drawn Mrs. Monarch a dozen times I perceived more clearly than before that the value of such a model as Miss Churm resided precisely in the fact that she had no positive stamp, combined of course with the other fact that what she did have was a curious and inexplicable talent for imitation. Her usual appearance was like a curtain which she could draw up at request for a capital performance.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Miss Churm
Page Number: 45
Explanation and Analysis:
Part 4 Quotes

I thought Mrs. Monarch’s face slightly convulsed when, on her coming back with her husband, she found Oronte installed. It was strange to have to recognize in a scrap of a lazzarone a competitor to her magnificent Major.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch, Oronte
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

“Now the drawings you make from us, they look exactly like us,” [Mrs. Monarch] reminded me, smiling in triumph; and I recognized that this was indeed just their defect.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 49
Explanation and Analysis:

[The Monarchs] bored me a good deal; but the very fact that they bored me admonished me not to sacrifice them—if there was anything to be done with them—simply to irritation. As I look back at this phase they seem to me to have pervaded my life not a little. I have a vision of them as most of the time in my studio, seated, against the wall, on an old velvet bench to be out of the way, and looking like a pair of patient courtiers in a royal ante-chamber. I am convinced that during the coldest weeks of the winter they held their ground because it saved them fire. Their newness was losing its gloss, and it was impossible not to feel that they were objects of charity.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 53
Explanation and Analysis:

They had accepted their failure, but they couldn’t accept their fate. They had bowed their heads in bewilderment to the perverse and cruel law in virtue of which the real thing could be so much less precious than the unreal; but they didn’t want to starve.

Related Characters: The Artist (speaker), Mrs. Monarch, Major Monarch
Page Number: 57
Explanation and Analysis: