A Sunday school classmate of John Wheelwright and Owen Meany’s, Harold Crosby is a quiet, overweight boy who is unwillingly cast as the airborne Announcing Angel in the Christmas Pageant, despite being afraid of heights. He forgets his lines and throws up all over himself after Barb Wiggin leaves him hanging suspended in the air after the show. He later escapes the military draft by acquiring a deferment for psychological reasons.