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Pigbog
Big Ted is one of the bikers in the café where War, Famine, Pollution, and Death meet. He’s noticeably taller than his friends Greaser, Pigbog, and Big Ted. He’s also extremely ignorant: although it’s frightening when Death reveals himself to the human bikers, Big Ted persists in questioning the Four Horsemen about their involvement in biker groups and what kind of motorcycles they ride. He dies when he crashes into a pile of fish on the M25 motorway.
Big Ted Quotes in Good Omens
The Good Omens quotes below are all either spoken by Big Ted or refer to Big Ted. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
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And then it was Pigbog’s turn.
“I, uh...I think I’ll be them answer phones. They’re pretty bad,” he said.
“You can’t be ansaphones. What kind of a Biker of the Repocalypse is ansaphones? That’s stupid, that is.”
“S’not!” said Pigbog, nettled. “It’s like War, and Famine, and that. It’s a problem of life, isn’t it? Answer phones. I hate bloody answer phones.”
“I hate ansaphones, too,” said Cruelty to Animals.
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Big Ted Quotes in Good Omens
The Good Omens quotes below are all either spoken by Big Ted or refer to Big Ted. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
).
Saturday
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And then it was Pigbog’s turn.
“I, uh...I think I’ll be them answer phones. They’re pretty bad,” he said.
“You can’t be ansaphones. What kind of a Biker of the Repocalypse is ansaphones? That’s stupid, that is.”
“S’not!” said Pigbog, nettled. “It’s like War, and Famine, and that. It’s a problem of life, isn’t it? Answer phones. I hate bloody answer phones.”
“I hate ansaphones, too,” said Cruelty to Animals.
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