writes in The Princess Bride that 's father isn't particularly handsome, so nobody is exactly certain how he fathered the most beautiful woman on earth. He and his wife, , fight constantly and keep score of who wins. He often loses. Buttercup's father seems to be a kind man; he decides to leave an acre in his will. He's also a horrendous dairy farmer and his milk is only drinkable because of the care that his cows receive from Westley.