Jeanette’s second girlfriend. Janey’s family is much more tolerant of their relationship than the Wintersons, though Janey’s father doesn’t care much for Jeanette. When Jeanette tells Mrs Winterson that she is in love with the joyful, patient Janey, and that she is happy with her, Mrs Winterson kicks Jeanette out of the house, and then, as she leaves, asks her the question that will ultimately become the book’s title: “Why be happy when you could be normal?” Janey and Jeanette stay together through college, until Jeanette goes off to Oxford, and they do share a great deal of happiness, which is rare and healing for Jeanette.