Ted Poe is a Houston judge turned representative for Texas’s Second Congressional District. As a judge, Poe was notorious for meting out unusual punishments to lawbreakers. For instance, he offered a young man who’d killed two people driving drunk the chance to forgo prison time if he agreed to publicly carry around a sign that read “I KILLED TWO PEOPLE WHILE DRIVING DRUNK” once a month for ten years, carry a picture of the victims in his wallet, and complete other tasks that would remind him of his mistake.