Brian Robertson is the caustic editor in chief of The Courier-Mail newspaper, where Eli dreams of working. Eli expects Brian to love words and stories as much as he does—but when Eli first meets Brian, he learns that Brian detests words and cares only for “the scoop.” He regularly asks his journalists to distill complex, difficult stories down into three words, which his reflects his belief that journalism shouldn’t use any words that don’t clearly and succinctly convey the story. Because of this, he finds Eli trying and terms him a “color writer” because Eli loves describing small details using flowery language. Brian initially refuses to even consider hiring Eli, but he eventually agrees once Eli sends him an interview with renowned gang leader Alex Bermudez. This earns Eli the role of the back-up to the back-up horseracing writer. Brian only allows Eli to write for the crime desk after Eli and Caitlyn bring about the downfall of Tytus Broz.